their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sundayâ€
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