there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Randomize
