yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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