i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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