dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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