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(313): View more from Michigan

Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.

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I would love to give you more rug burn

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(303): View more from Colorado

Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people

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(864): View more from South Carolina

I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.

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(941): View more from Florida

I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.

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(907): View more from Alaska

I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.

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(530): View more from California

Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?

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(607): View more from New York

You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs

(1-607): View more from New York

tuesdays get the best of me...

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