the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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