Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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