That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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