It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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