More tranny stories later!
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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