Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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