Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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