I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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