Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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