I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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