That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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