All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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