when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
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