I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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