think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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