walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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