Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
