In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize