I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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