Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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