Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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