honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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