dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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