Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Help. Why am I so naked?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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