My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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