Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
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