we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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