Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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