he thought i was a dude.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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