Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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