He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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