Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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