I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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