is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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