actually, I'm a sock model
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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