I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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