Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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