i was rollin on her like bob the builder
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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