windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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