oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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