What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
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