fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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