I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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