id be glad to
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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