I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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