quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Randomize