FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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